Car Seat Warmers are Broken; Have to Sit on Cold Leather
Our Heat Broke; I Have to Spend Time with My Parents Around the Fireplace
I asked for spring water; I'm sure this is tap water.
All of My Video Games; Have Long, Non-Skippable Intros
Is that you Charlie?; Please don't bite my finger waaaahhhhhh!
Bananas! Bananas!; No more bananas:(
Got my pre-ordered computer today,; Found out new one was released yesterday
I just bought new shoes ; I stepped in dog poo
i; have'nt got enough space for my cars
ive got no one to chase; the cat left